Come on, Teuton- you've been acting weird all week.

I don't like that nickname, Gary. Please call me Gilbert.

See! That's totally wrong! You said please! And those aren't our names!

[ The two "siblings" are walking home from elementary school together, both dressed for once in time-appropriate clothing. But while Hungary has gotten better at ( Read more... )

Hello? Can everyone hear this? This is Hungary. I just thought that since Teuton is outside, now would be a pretty good time to explain things a little. I know he can be pretty annoying.

See... I'm a pretty young country. I have a nice house, but because I'm young, my neighbors are always trying to steal it from me. Especially the Cumans. But I made ( Read more... )

[ Hungary has gone to the library again, and, in a rare moment of logic, she and Teutonic Order are attempting to educate themselves about the future. Because Hungary is mildly more literate than Teutonic Order is, she's the one reading out loud-slow and halting as it is. The phone has been left off the hook accidentally after one or the other ( Read more... )

So, uh. Hey, everyone.

Because my old brother got turned into a "Drone" a while ago, I have a new brother now. His name is the Teutonic Order... he's a pain, really loud, never listens, is really greedy, has a big mouth, and is totally annoying but I guess he's okay, even if he's super emotional-

[ In the background, someone loudly cackles: ] STOP ( Read more... )